Monday, July 19, 2010
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- Gonzo, Dog
- All this time, I thought it was my Amway training
- ... and maybe my car keys. I had to take the bus.
- It's in the car. Want to see it?
- Try sticking your food in a different hole.
- Smells like he's having lunch right now.
- I guess we won't be splitting the bill after all.
- I'll probably have to trim my sideburns a bit
- How he ate an entire Rottweiler is a mystery to me
- Steve, get in here and line my eyes for me.
- Get the tarp out of the pickup, honey
- And those chicken burgers were just about done
- Just trying to make the short list
- I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a breakfast today
- Seafood dinner and a swim
- He's a rare skinless bone deer, if you need to know.
- Say the word, Mum, and I'll box his ears
- Let's use a little sunscreen this time
- Be especially careful in the washroom.
- Wine by the glass
- You could spot her in any crowd
- But I signalled "look out!"
- Salmon Chanted Evening
- ... but cigars and women are okay
- Cuddly bloodsuckers, free to a good home
- Protein is protein
- Happy Fourth of July
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- Happy Canada Day
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6 comments:
Sorry, f'loon, I probably should have asked you about your ... profession.
I don't like the flavour of the subliminal message Mum's sending us with that hand...
Oh I don't know, I think it would be pretty amusing.
Mum? You see, Rattling, that's why the poor man has such a complex. He's 35, just renewed his mortgage, has occasional struggles with the bottle, and even had a prostate episode last year. But since he's only 3' 11", everybody ... including his wife ... assumes he's still in elementary school.
Hi, Kirby, long time no see. It may seem odd, but photoshopping incest always gives me hives.
An accountant with four feet?
Now that's creative accounting in anybody's book, ......or books.
I feel sorry for that kid's mom. Check out the head on him!
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