Kat, that's where a doctor isn't handy. You need a flashlight, some hiking boots, maybe a guide, and some trail mix. Half the fun is getting there.
Nobbly, maybe the trick is two carrots. If there's no air flow, you can't smell a bloody thing.
Bea, I'll see your badum ching and raise you a padiddly bop. Mel Brooks said he ate so many carrots he couldn't get to sleep at night, because he could see right through his eyelids.
Oh, and CAA has orifice maps. But you have to buy their Gold membership, and you'll go through about two litres of mayonnaise. This naked spelunking isn't for the faint of heart, y'know.
Myra, I suppose it depends on whose diet you're following. I think that's what killed Adele Davis, as outlined in her bestseller "Let's Bung Ourselves With Beta-Carotene".
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hahaha brilliant! I hope the doctor is specific about which hole to use.
Doctor, I have this constant smell of carrot that seems to follow me around.
Besides being a great sinus clearer, did you know that carrots are also good for your eyes?
I mean really, have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
*badum ching*
ps. Besides the website you mentioned, where can I get one of those Orifice maps?
It's uh, for a friend....
Yeah carrots go up the ass don't they?
Kat, that's where a doctor isn't handy. You need a flashlight, some hiking boots, maybe a guide, and some trail mix. Half the fun is getting there.
Nobbly, maybe the trick is two carrots. If there's no air flow, you can't smell a bloody thing.
Bea, I'll see your badum ching and raise you a padiddly bop. Mel Brooks said he ate so many carrots he couldn't get to sleep at night, because he could see right through his eyelids.
Oh, and CAA has orifice maps. But you have to buy their Gold membership, and you'll go through about two litres of mayonnaise. This naked spelunking isn't for the faint of heart, y'know.
Myra, I suppose it depends on whose diet you're following. I think that's what killed Adele Davis, as outlined in her bestseller "Let's Bung Ourselves With Beta-Carotene".
You might think that's a carrot but it snot.
Bunk! Welcome to my sumptuous swamp. And if that is anything but snot, that man is seeing the wrong kind of doctor.
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