Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The cold hard truth about flocking.

11 comments:

nursemyra said...

It took a while for the image to load... I thought this was going to be a post about flocked wallpaper

Cooper Green said...

Myra, I've dabbled in the gutter once or twice, but it will be a sad day when I'm reduced to telling wallpaper jokes.

Love in the Dumps said...

Big Bird would destroy that piece of shit.

Cooper Green said...

True, especially if he got the chance to sit on him. It's that herd of little peckers on the wires above him that pose the greater threat.

Anonymous said...

Pity the fool who parks their car under that friggin bird!!!

Cooper Green said...

Birds of a feather take Ex-Lax together too, Loon. As a bird, you probably knew that.

Scott Oglesby said...

These goddamn racist, xenophobic birds need to stop the Jim Crow laws.

Cooper Green said...

Either you've met that bird, Scott, or else he's wearing a name tag. How else would you know his name's Jim?

Ron-Yves said...

Ha! This one is fantastic too! Big Bird was always a fat bastard...even I could see that as a 6 year-old kid...Ironically, the Cookie Monster never seemed to gain weight...

Cooper Green said...

RYS, if you've had power failures in your neck of the woods lately, it's probably because Big Yellow has been scarfing down another box of Krispy Kremes.

Ron-Yves said...

How good are those anyway? Straight out of the oil and into my frackin gullet...I'm crazed for KK's glazed...