Cooper Green: World Cup: The Wrap-Up Tribute

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

World Cup: The Wrap-Up Tribute

I'm running out of translators. I'm also running out of countries that don't speak French or Spanish, so here is a wrap-up World Cup Tribute that covers everything that has happened so far this week in South Africa.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I wonder if there is such an ailment as vuvuzela lips?; June 15, 2010 at 12:54 AM
Cooper Green said...: That could be any of 3 ailments that come to mind, friggin:

1. Sucking instead of blowing, causing self-induced lip hickeys;
2. Blowing too much, causing chafing and deafness;
3. Fed up soccer fans taking it upon themselves to force the vuvuzela down the blower's throat, causing it to drag bits of lip with it.

I'm partial to no. 3.; June 15, 2010 at 1:16 AM

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Express yourself through your pants!
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Volcano Cooking: the next hot food thing!
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Get elected whenever you feel like it!
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Lazy Pete's Drive Thru Hotel is open for business!
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Your Smart Car needs a light bar.
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Stop worrying about all that incriminating evidence!
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Foil those homework thieves!
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Mix-n-Match pets.
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Kill your so-called friends.
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Have your loved ones pixellated for posterity!
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Pet disguises can keep you out of court!
You may be one of those unlucky pet owners who live next door to people with a meticulous garden. If your unreasonable neighbour's prized rhododendron has gone missing, or if their expensive French lawn furniture has been shredded, they can suspect your dog or cat all they want ... but proving it in court is a horse of a different colour! Pete's Pet-O-Rama has thousands of attractive outfits that can completely alter the identity of your beloved pet, and save you thousands of dollars in needless litigation. Have your Cocker Spaniel fitted for a smart-looking Rottweiler costume, and your completely unreasonable neighbour is simply going to think there's a new stray dog in town. You can even make your cat look like a raccoon! The possibilities are endless. Ask about our Post-Hallowe'en Clearance specials!
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Self defense for all occasions.
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The art of telling stories with body parts.
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University of Nigeria School of Economics
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Cook like the cons who cook like the pros!
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Display those wonderful old body parts.
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Your calculus doesn't have to be drab.
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Back up your life!
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Nobody else makes this stuff!
ShamCo is the world's leading supplier of obscure products for those rare occasions that make it possible for us to flog this stuff without testing it first. Now, for just $7.99 plus shipping and handling, you can own a set of actual bathroom scales identical to the ones used on all the Apollo flights. Made of sturdy cardboard with the with a large red "0" painted on the surface, these scales are guaranteed 100% accurate in outer space. Correct weight is shown in either Metric or Imperial measurement. Guaranteed to make you look slimmer than ever! While you're at it, ask about our MoonKite kits!
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Is this Mister Copper Greebin?
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You can stuff your loved ones for eternity.
Most of us have suffered a tragic hunting accident in the family, resulting in the loss of a loved one. Today's enlightened hunters are discovering that it's both cost effective and tasteful to avoid all the nuisance of a funeral and a fancy burial, not to mention the the high cost of embalming, and simply have Daddy or Uncle Chester stuffed and mounted instead, so they can be at home in the living room forever. Skilled taxidermists can disguise those 'friendly fire' bullet holes in his forehead, or the antler gouges in his abdomen, so that Daddy looks perfectly natural in his easy chair during family get-togethers. Sit on his lap and stroke his Bushnell 40x scope while Daddy looks perfectly natural, just like he's bragging about his latest kill!
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Cook dinner while you drive, and save time.
Rush hour traffic can be a real bore, but now you can put that downtime to work. Our new GluvBoxStove is a four-burner, convection oven appliance that fits into a standard glove box, so you can whip up a nice Chicken Kiev on the turnpike, and even have a delicious dessert ready by the time you pull into the driveway. Your purchase includes free online recipes, so you can try some great new meals while you're cooking and driving. Don't waste another minute! Get tonight's three-course Highway Trout Almondine dinner started right now!
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X-Treme Walkers on sale now!
If you're like most seniors, it takes you about 2 hours to get to the mall just to buy a fresh supply of Depends, and by the time you get home you've already used 3 of them. Well, no more! Our new line of inline roller walkers will get you to the mall and back in record time. Each walker comes with airbags and a timed memo that plugs into your hearing aid, to remind you where you were going. Winter's on the way, so be sure to ask about our snowboard adaptor. Comes with a heated shopping bag hook!
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Consider adopting your next egg.
Every day, thousands of normal looking eggs are purchased from egg stores around the world, but many have come from disreputable egg mills. They may have been mislaid at birth, or even have hidden inner cracks. Most have no medical record, and many have previously been used in Easter Egg hunts by unscrupulous kindergarten teachers. You can help prevent the tragedy of egg maltreatment by buying directly from the breeder, or by contacting your local SPCE. Caring agencies can help you select a healthy egg that will bring your family years of pleasure.
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Poison darts might be just what you need!
Has that special someone left you high and dry while she shags that security guard from WalMart? No wonder you're upset! And you probably know from your last relationship that guns are effective but noisy. There has to be a better answer ... and here it is! HoDarts are dipped in curare and will drop a 150 pound tart in less that 20 seconds, or your money back. They come six to a pack, so your future is guaranteed. Teach that cheating bimbo a lesson, once and for all. Free list of nearby pubs if you call now, so you can practice your aim for the big day!
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Your call is important to you.
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Try Blues-O-Matic for instant misery
Being a songwriter is a tough job, and getting into the right mood for the perfect lyrics can be a real chore. But if the Blues is your genre, you're in luck! Simply clamp the Blues-O-Matic alligator clips to a tender, sensitive part of your body and turn the dial. You'll be miserable in seconds! If it's a simple "I'm weary all o' the time", set it to 3 and start writing. But if yo' baby left you 'cause you like de whiskey an' yo' dawg jes' up an' died, better turn on the tape recorder and set it to 10. You'll be blue for the rest of the year!
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Improve your sex life with football!
You're sitting on a faux-leather recliner with a TV remote in one hand, and a tube of Pringles in the other. Meantime, the quarterback you're watching is standing behind the Center, his hands between his teammate's muscular, taut thighs and his field of vision dominated by a shimmering, paper-thin pair of football pants that show every nuance and contour of the massive lineman's steroid-filled quivering buttocks. In a nutshell: you're getting fat, and the millionaire on TV is getting some action. Okay, it's guy-on-guy, but it's a start. You should try that.
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No smoking
No burning. Close cover before striking. In case of fire, get wet and leave the premises as quickly as possible. Management is not responsible for getting that yellow crap off your fingers. The Marlboro Man has a tumour. If people were meant to smoke, they would probably spend thousands of dollars each year on cigarettes in order to smell bad, shorten their lives, and guarantee themselves an unpleasant death. In an emergency, mashed potatoes make an excellent ashtray.
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Happy Birthday!
If you're going to be a new mom soon, there's no better way to preserve the moment than by bronzing your placenta. Plan ahead! Your Educational Savings Account is going to look pretty silly in 20 years when your child is bagging groceries at IGA, so why not spend it now? Your bronze placenta can be engraved with Daddy's name, the year and model of the pickup truck where your 'blessed event' was conceived, and even a replica of the condom that Daddy should have been wearing if he were a little more thoughtful. Call today, before mat leave takes all your savings!
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How's your bird?
Still getting a nice healthy quack out of your duck? Good for you! But not everyone is so lucky. If you find your mallard isn't filling the bill lately, maybe you need a shot of EiderUp. Check your feathers. Try preening in the shower. And if all that fiddling with yourself gets feathers in your pecker, you'd better call us. You might be sinking fast.
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Road kill recipes for the freeway
It's easy surviving in the country. Their drivers are just as bad as city drivers, and there are all kinds of animals wandering around on their highways, including some that you'll probably be getting served later this week at McDonald's! But in the city there's less roadkill, and the critters are smaller. That's why you need to be able to whup up a mess of tasty vittles in any situation, whether you recognize the corpse or not. Get your copy of "killer Lunches" today, and don't pass up another curbside picnic!
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Even young, fit people use Sag-B-Gon!
No matter how young you are, or how much you can bench press, you've got something that hangs there for everyone to see, and it bugs you. Maybe it's your gut, maybe it's wattles, maybe it's your manparts, maybe it's your breasts, maybe it's your hair, maybe it's your bottom lip, maybe it's your kneecaps, maybe it's your necktie, maybe it's that fleshy piece under your biceps, maybe it's your bum, maybe it's your tongue, maybe it's your pierced labium, maybe it's your socks. We can tape that sucker up so it doesn't bug you any more.
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Have you been checked for snakes?
Many of the better restaurants (and all of the crappy ones) no longer allow their patrons to have their pet snakes accompany them to dinner, even though most snakes are quite well behaved and have actually been known to snag the occasional wayward rodent that has escaped the Health Inspector's attention. If you have a fancy dinner planned, better let one of our experts give you a full body search before the big event. Some of those sneaky Anacondas can hide in the craziest places! September Special: free Wildebeesat scan!
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You too can be a famous codger!
If you're over eighty, and even your ear hair has liverspots, you could be the latest Famous Codger. All you need is a bit of incontinence and a weird thing that only old people do. Wilford Brimley has the moustache, Katherine Hepburn kind of vibrates* all the time (*vibrated; RIP, Katherine), and maybe it's your tappy foot or your endearing drool that will propel you to Codger Stardom. Call us for a screen test. Better do it soon!
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The X-rated hedge you've always wanted!
You're a gardener, and you've always wanted a bush in the front that looks exactly like ... well, exactly like a bush in the front. But short of having your girlfriend pose in the yard on pruning day while you fiddle around with the shears, how can you, the artistic gardener, nurture that pornographic azalea so your postman comes by to deliver the mail six times a day? Nudodendron's your answer! Call us for a free root assessment!
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What is Alex Trebek?
I'll take "Know-it-all snotty snots with bad moustaches" for a buck forty-nine, Alex. What is it with your show? You get bright people to play, all Mensa-y and smart, and then you make them play "Simon Says" when they answer. What is that, Alex? I'll take "Childish" for a sure bet.
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Can't remember your sexual orientation?.
These days, it takes a Personal Assistant to remind you which sex you're most attracted to. And with the number of sexes increasing steadily, you're in danger of leaping into the kip with somebody whose sex is not only hard to describe, but might result in some kind of horizontal limbo that could herniate your disk. Do you want that? No, only Anne Heche wants that. BonkAccountants will help you get over those embarrassing intimacies, and keep you on the straight (if that's what you want) and narrow (if that's what you want).
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You don't have to take that crap.
"Honestly, what planet did this moron come from? He is a piece of work, that's for sure, sitting there with his elbow halfway up his arm, acting like he can breathe the same air as me. Let me know when you're exhaling, birdbrain, and I'll leave the room!" We all know this guy, and we despise him just as much as you do. And that's why you don't have to take any more of his crap, because we'll take it for you. Call us, and we'll shove that sunlight right back up his ass where it belongs. Ask about our special Married package!
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Let me know when you're feeling better.
Hey, why the long face? Disaster? It almost killed 'er! Take my wife ... please. How many is a Brazilian? What am I supposed to do with a 10-inch pianist? A frog in a blender. The doctor says you're going to die. I'm hiding in the hall closet. Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis. Because he was stapled to the chicken. Let's take another look at those bridge blueprints. I was talking to the pig. You see, nobody cares about the Jews. We have a cream for that. Okay, he's dead. What's next?
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Plundering can put a strain on your food budget.
Nothing makes a Visigoth hungrier than a long day of raping and pillaging, and your man deserves the best raw meat on the market. But what about his throwing food? That leg of mutton that's playfully tossed at the Mead Wench doesn't actually have to be sheep. After all, those sheep cost a pretty penny! What's wrong with tossing a beaver leg? Your drunken friends can't tell the difference, it's lighter for easier tossing, and best of all, it's cheap. We're the Dark Ages' leading supplier of tossing food, so invite us to your next banquet. You won't be sorry!
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