Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I can't hit those high notes any more

6 comments:

Duncanr said...

can you do something about this bloody ectoplasm, doc ?

Dr. Cynicism said...

He needs a prescription for Speechagra. Take 1 hour before speaking, but seek medical attention if your bubbles are elevated for longer than 4 hours.

Cooper Green said...

Dunc, he's been instructed to keep his mouth shut at seances, and brush his teeth in the daylight with garlic. That should do it.

Dr. C, I'm sure he considers the risk of an elevated bubble a small price to pay for erect speech.

Anonymous said...

Does he see the same doctor as the clown? What a popular doctor!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing worse than a droopy speech balloon!!!

Cooper Green said...

More, it's a small town. Besides being the only doctor, he also repairs screen doors and teaches oboe.

Wrong, Loon. Second worst.