- Let your eyebrows grow, that might help.
- She's clean, Bob.
- Another lazy Weekend Repost
- I'll need your help in about 20 minutes.
- Vinegar? Soy sauce? Mustard? Stop me when it ta...
- I suppose you'll want gold instead of plastic as w...
- Good gracious, your ends are an absolute mess!
- I can probably change "Carl" to "Earl" pretty easi...
- Weekend Repost
- Goodbye Kitty
- Try to imagine me not wearing a fake moustache.
- He can whack that ugly mole while he's at it.
- Meantime, would you like a 3-year old People magaz...
- My friend would like to see the wine list too, ple...
- He doesn't like eating bugs. Weird, eh?
- True, but Grumpy was different.
- Well, Amy Winehouse seems interesting.
- Maybe she would already have a smart person's job?...
- He's got them feelin' dead blu-u-u-es
- He seems to have soured on Parcheesi entirely.
- But you might look like you're laughing on the out...
- A little WD-40 would be handy too.
- I bet Hell is open.
- She picked a bad time to blow it.
- Hey, bonus! I found a ring down there!
- Bacon's nice and crispy, too.
- But I'm keeping the tie.
- ... but that Double Gooey Yummyburger sounds good
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