Saturday, October 16, 2010

And how long did I say you have?


bschooled said...

Haha! This reminds me of an old Reader's Digest Joke:


Just before I was to give my patient the results of her blood test, I handed her an examining gown.

“Sorry Doctor," she said, "But I can never remember...does the opening go in the front or the back?”

Needless to say, I couldn't resist.

“Doesn't really matter,” I shrugged nonchalantly, “You’re terminal anyway.”

-Dr. James K. (Submitted Dec. 2007)


(Trust me, it's way funnier in print.)

Cooper Green said...

Ow! Maybe they should just issue terminal patients body bags with holes cut out for the legs. Save a step, so to speak.

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