Saturday, October 16, 2010

And how long did I say you have?

2 comments:

bschooled said...

Haha! This reminds me of an old Reader's Digest Joke:

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Just before I was to give my patient the results of her blood test, I handed her an examining gown.

“Sorry Doctor," she said, "But I can never remember...does the opening go in the front or the back?”

Needless to say, I couldn't resist.



“Doesn't really matter,” I shrugged nonchalantly, “You’re terminal anyway.”


-Dr. James K. (Submitted Dec. 2007)

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(Trust me, it's way funnier in print.)

Cooper Green said...

Ow! Maybe they should just issue terminal patients body bags with holes cut out for the legs. Save a step, so to speak.

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