Yes, it's true! In under two short weeks, my brand new website has amassed over ,100 visits from websurfers like you, who live far and wide, and who have endured untold hardships in order to find my new website because you worship and adore me. Nobody can take those triple figures away from me. I have earned my leading comma, and I'm bloody well going to show it.
Thank you all. It's great to be back among the ranks of the blog-enabled. I would also like to thank my Mom.
With utmost sincerity and gratitude, but without being gushy or maudlin,
- Truthful Cooper