- Gonzo, Dog
- All this time, I thought it was my Amway training
- ... and maybe my car keys. I had to take the bus....
- It's in the car. Want to see it?
- Try sticking your food in a different hole.
- Smells like he's having lunch right now.
- I guess we won't be splitting the bill after all.
- I'll probably have to trim my sideburns a bit
- How he ate an entire Rottweiler is a mystery to me...
- Steve, get in here and line my eyes for me.
- Get the tarp out of the pickup, honey
- And those chicken burgers were just about done
- Just trying to make the short list
- I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a breakfast today
- Seafood dinner and a swim
- He's a rare skinless bone deer, if you need to kno...
- Say the word, Mum, and I'll box his ears
- Let's use a little sunscreen this time
- Be especially careful in the washroom.
- Wine by the glass
- You could spot her in any crowd
- But I signalled "look out!"
- Salmon Chanted Evening
- ... but cigars and women are okay
- Cuddly bloodsuckers, free to a good home
- Protein is protein
- Happy Fourth of July
- Happy Canada Day
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