Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Try sticking your food in a different hole.

8 comments:

katrocket said...

hahaha brilliant! I hope the doctor is specific about which hole to use.

NobblySan said...

Doctor, I have this constant smell of carrot that seems to follow me around.

justmakingconvo.com said...

Besides being a great sinus clearer, did you know that carrots are also good for your eyes?

I mean really, have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?


*badum ching*

justmakingconvo.com said...

ps. Besides the website you mentioned, where can I get one of those Orifice maps?

It's uh, for a friend....

nursemyra said...

Yeah carrots go up the ass don't they?

Cooper Green said...

Kat, that's where a doctor isn't handy. You need a flashlight, some hiking boots, maybe a guide, and some trail mix. Half the fun is getting there.

Nobbly, maybe the trick is two carrots. If there's no air flow, you can't smell a bloody thing.

Bea, I'll see your badum ching and raise you a padiddly bop. Mel Brooks said he ate so many carrots he couldn't get to sleep at night, because he could see right through his eyelids.

Oh, and CAA has orifice maps. But you have to buy their Gold membership, and you'll go through about two litres of mayonnaise. This naked spelunking isn't for the faint of heart, y'know.

Myra, I suppose it depends on whose diet you're following. I think that's what killed Adele Davis, as outlined in her bestseller "Let's Bung Ourselves With Beta-Carotene".

Bunk Strutts said...

You might think that's a carrot but it snot.

Cooper Green said...

Bunk! Welcome to my sumptuous swamp. And if that is anything but snot, that man is seeing the wrong kind of doctor.