Friday, August 13, 2010

This would be easier if I were blond.

7 comments:

nursemyra said...

hahaha...... and love the "cultivate your body hair for profit" sidebar ad too

Cooper Green said...

Thanks, Myra. I'm hoping you'll knit a corset from recycled personal foliage for your blog, so we can all see true artistry at work.

frigginloon said...

Hey, they could use the hair on his head to cover that friggin stupid patch on his chest!

Scott Oglesby said...

Ok, so if I could get some Rogaine to work on my chest, then I’ll get that transplanted to my head in five years….

Sweet. I’ve got a new baldness defense system in place!

Cooper Green said...

Ha! Loon, if he wasn't so homophobic, he would have just shaved everything a long time ago.

It works, Scott. My wife grows Hosta in the front yard, then breaks bits off and gives it to friends so they can start their own. So if your plan works, all of Spain (or wherever) will be carpeted in Oglesby hair before long.

Ron-Yves said...

I just use sod---looks like shit but it's cheaper...

Remember the hair-in-a-can? Cree-eepy...

Cooper Green said...

Ha! Your visits to the barber would be interesting: "Low trim, touch it up with the edger, and a little Round-up on that pernicious pigwort, my good man."