Wednesday, August 11, 2010

That sensitivity training is really starting to pay off.

10 comments:

bschooled said...

Hahahaha!! LOVE IT!!

These are the posts that dreams are made of, CG.

(Well, my dreams, anyway.)

Congratulations, you win Wednesday!!

Scott Oglesby said...

I agree with everything that B said but I don’t agree with what you said. I don’t think that the guy is sleeping with the MILF yet. Note the downward tilt of the head and the rolling shoulders…. That is not the look of a man who is getting any.

The kid’s dad is however, unfortunately… still dead.

Cooper Green said...

Thanks, Bea, I always welcome those moments of inspiration when I can generate a laugh at the expense of children and the disadvantaged. Let's just hope Danny catches a nice trout to take the edge off some of that disappointment that is sure to follow him through the remainder of his miserable little life.

Scott, I think you might be right. Apparently I'm not the only lying bastard on the page. He looks like he might be contemplating filling his pockets with rocks and jumping in, rather than face another rejection. This is my happiest post ever!

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Do you think I could get this made in a greeting card? My little nephew's father left the family, and I need a way to explain things because his mom is occupied with rebound bootie. I'll put a couple dollars in it. But it's special and hopeful.

nursemyra said...

Is that a Penthouse rolled up in his pocket?

Cooper Green said...

V&GB ( that's Vigby if you're taking notes), you're in luck. This exact card can be found in Hallmark's new Improved Bootie section. It's right there between Envious Congratulations and Insincere Condolences.

Penthouse? I don't think so, Myra, he's just glad to see you.

mike said...

Thank you kind sir for giving me my laugh of the day.

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kirby said...

I give him big points for being honest.

Ron-Yves said...

hahaha---'so it's like he's dead..."

Bravo sir...nothing like bonding with a new step-dad...

Cooper Green said...

You're welcome, Mike, thanks for dropping by and commenting.

All that honesty might look good on him, Kirby, but how do you suppose it makes us Lying Bastards feel? All this frankness is giving us a bad name.

Ron-Yves, the kid's gotta face facts sometime, and it might as well be now. Your Dad's gone, Danny, and it's probably your fault for whining too much and asking for puppies all the time. Just don't to that with your Mom's new squeeze, okay? You don't want to chase off any more fathers.