Sunday, August 08, 2010

These cookies are to die for. And speaking of that ...

6 comments:

Friggin Loon said...

Isn't that the hand that's just been up my butt?

Cooper Green said...

Well if I hadn't put my hand up there, I wouldn't have known you had this problem then, would I?

Ron-Yves said...

hahaha---what a dick-move on the doctor's behalf...

Ever hear that joke about that doctor that tells the patient that he has good news and bad news...?

"Gimme' the bad news first", says the patient...

"You're gonna die---probably in 3 weeks...", casually replies the doctor...

"What?! Well what in the Hell is the good news???!", retorts the patient...

Doctor says, "You see that nurse over there with the blond hair and the huge tits?---I'm banging her..."

Cooper Green said...

Hahaha! Nothing like a little self interest to cement doctor-patient relations.

Love in the Dumps said...

are you sure those cookies aren't hardened stools?

Cooper Green said...

Not sure at all, LITD. But as long as it's the patient's stool, there shouldn't be a problem.