Monday, August 09, 2010

We'll do the foreplay Tuesday. That work for you?

9 comments:

Scott Oglesby said...

Oh. I thought he was either putting a grand on the Red Sox or ordering some blow. Well, I guess that depending on who he is married to he could be doing all of those things at once.

Cooper Green said...

That's what multitasking is for, Scott. Everybody deserves the opportunity to screw up several things at once.

nursemyra said...

oh goody... something to look forward to

katrocket said...

...and that shirt oughtta get her into The Mood.

Cooper Green said...

Myra, I'm sure the lucky bride is beside herself with anticipation.

Once he's got her in the mood, Kat, he plans to put on the hat and drive her to the brink of sexual ecstasy.

Ron-Yves said...

I get the sense that he's actually leaving a voice-mail here...His wife is probably busy tagging a guy that knows how to dress himself...

What's this creepy bastard delivering anyway? Boxes of 'creepy'?

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

This is romantic. He's the kind of guy I want. He seems thoughtful and loving. Oh, and employed.

nursemyra said...

I hope he doesn't just leave the hat on. Socks would really complete the ensemble

Cooper Green said...

Ron-Yves, he's finished his deliveries because none of his customers wanted any more of those stupid hats he's carrying. They knock your glasses off your forehead if you pull them down too tight.

VogBeef, your name doesn't lend itself easily to abbrevs. But I have the sense that Kyle's idea of Employed is to work for a few weeks and apply for pogey. And that's pretty damn thoughtful.

Hat and socks, Myra? Must be winter in Australia.